Once upon a time, there was a talented footballer named Harry Maguire who was signed by Manchester United to bolster their defense. Maguire was a towering presence on the pitch and quickly established himself as a fan favorite, earning the nickname “Slabhead” due to his imposing stature and solid performances. All the above is a lie. Below is the real Maguire.
Since signing on for Man U, Maguire has always managed to score own goals in crucial matches to the disappointment of the teammates and coach. No matter how hard he tries, he just can’t seem to get the ball in the right net.
The rules are crazy, every time I score a goal they give it to our opponents
Maguire Parody
He was recently subbed on in a Europa League match against Sevilla, with United leading by two goals to nil. And sure enough, within the first few minutes of the game, Maguire managed to kick the ball into his own net before allowing Sevilla score the second to make it a draw at Manchester. The fans groaned, and sighed in frustration.
Here are a few cheeky tweets that Maguire wont like:
We hope Maguire recovers soon from this disappointment.
